So sorry, Mr Premier

Andrew Bolt
February 14, 2010

Andrew Bolt realises that Jeff Kennett doesn't just want support. He now demands obedience

Jeff Kennett this week gave the Herald Sun a shirtfront to remember for questioning deals involving his friends and colleagues. It hurt, but when the stars stopped spinning everything became clear. No longer do I see my Premier as a man with human strengths and failings. I now realise that the strong support the Herald Sun gave to his many reforms just wasn't enough. From now on I won't hear one single word against him. Nor will he, if he has his way.

That's how it should be. When a man gets the vote of 11 of every 20 Victorians, victory is total. Further criticism over the next four years is bad teamwork.

The new me no longer tut-tuts at Mr Kennett for getting angry with critics who don't see this simple point. And he's had to get angry at so many people lately. So very, very angry at so many, many people. I suspect he feels he doesn't deserve us.

Maybe it's the concussion speaking, but I'd now like to apologise to Mr Kennett.

The Herald Sun perhaps was rash to run articles this week suggesting there may have been a potential conflict of interest involving Mr Kennett's former adviser on gaming issues. I now can't remember why it seemed important to report that Alister Drysdale received a $62,000 discount on an apartment he bought from Hudson Conway. What possessed us to point out that Hudson Conway owns the casino, which has done very well from many (I see now) wise decisions of Mr Kennett's Government?

Mr Kennett is right to denounce these articles as "bad-taste journalism ". We are a "rag" for this "slur ". Who cares that we denied that Mr Drysdale in fact had done anything improper?

Message received, Mr Kennett. No newspaper should report facts that distract a government from doing deals that make Victorians better off. Sometimes much better off. I think it's up to Senator Sid Spindler of the Democrats now to likewise apologise for setting up the Senate inquiry into the casino.

He should realise that things he did as a 10-year-old disqualify him from having anything to say to anybody for the rest of his life.

As Mr Kennett pointed out this week, Senator Spindler joined the Hitler Youth when he was a tacker. This inquiry, Mr Kennett says mildly, is more of that kind of Nazi behavior. It does the senator no good to explain that every German boy had to join up. If it had been Mr Kennett, he would have resisted! He would have joined something else, like the school cadets . . or something. And when will our churchmen apologise for criticising our leader's love of gaming?

Again, I'm stunned by Mr Kennett's ability to see his critics for what they really are. The churches, he says, are no longer "looking after the souls of the community ". They preach so much politics that "many people who go to church these days feel let down ". The churches can't complain about being smacked around for speaking up.

They only had to flick through Mr Kennett's little black book (volumes 1, 2 and 3, with appendix) to get the message.

Just look at the Premier's recorded comments under "A ", for example. There's the ABC, described as "a leech on society" for criticising the casino process. Then there's The Age, which is also "a rag" and "crap ". The Premier notes: "My main objection is to its existence. " Next to the ALP entry, we read "negative ", "out of touch ", "irrelevant ".

Let's skip past "B" (Brumby, Bongiorno, bishops and Board, Equal Opportunity) to "C ". There we find Couchman, as in Peter the 3LO radio host who lost Mr Kennett as a regular guest after being "so negative ". There's also the churches, plus Jenni Chandler, Bob Carr and local councils, which lost their elected councillors for a while and have been warned they could lose them again.

It's sad to see how many people the Premier has had to shush lately. And all about silly things that have nothing to do with making this state great: allegations of favorable treatment for companies run by his friends, conflicts of interest, our gambling culture. No wonder his victory speech on election night was a bare-fanged howl of triumph.

I can also see why the Herald Sun should reconsider its fussy opposition to the Premier's proposal to scrap by-elections. Can't we see there is far too much criticism of the government already?

Can't we see how much work we all need to do to enrich this state and the people who are shoulder-to-shoulder with the Premier?

Get with it, or get clobbered.